The DNC will hold their 'dementia' parade this summer on August 25, led by the Liberal elitists.

Farrakhan and Dennis Kucinch will lead the 'tin foil' hats that visit with aliens - they will hold a flashlight in each hand shining them on their hats singing "This Foil Hat of Mine, I like to make it shine".

These represent the very best intellectuals of the DNC and make them proud.

The gay clowns will follow resplendent in their costumes along with the 'sadists' and their 'masochistic' followers complete with dog collars and chains that will cause a hush in the crowds when they realize that they are in the prescence of Liberal nobility.

The Memphis 'rape' dance team will perform cheered loudly by the NEA members and school Principals.

Twenty minutes has been set aside for a standing applause when the NAMBLA contingent arrives.

Obama will speak of prophetic visions of hope and change while Obama-ites begin to faint all over the building with followers experiencing 'leg shivers' and involuntary 'orgasms'. Orgasm wipes will be handed out by the thousands while they chant "Yes We Can" and scream I love you Obama.

MSM teams will have multiple backups for when the unbiased reporters faint or have leg shivers or involuntary orgasms,

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NOTE: Mentor Wright will lead a section in the audience screaming "God Damn America" in seven different languages.