Several hundred job oportunities are available for the DNC convention.

Experienced fainters desperately needed (bring smelling salts)

Experienced chanters are needed.
1) 'Yes we can' - experts
2) 'Change we can believe in' - experts
3) 'Hope' - experts
4) 'Yes We Can' - experts
5) 'God Damn America' - experts to assist Mentor Wright.
6) 'Obama is the One' - experts when Obama arrives.

People to bring water to fainters.

People to assist those with extreme leg shivers.

People to assist those having involuntary orgasms that will not stop. (bring wipes)

People to hand out 'Save The Planet' tire gauges.

People to hand out 'Obama Current Truth Flyers' as Obama changes solutions.

Ushers to seat Democrat Nobility like NAMBLA.

Security Guards to usher anyone from the DNC that is critical of Michelle.

Apply today!

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