This just in "Experts say that Obama will make an announcement soon that 'Air America' will be replaced with 'Ears America' which will broadcast the Obama speeches 24/7."

Some experts believe the move was due to the demands of "wipers" who are demanding more jobs".

The "wiper" industry has flourished with Obama followers who go into involuntary orgasms while listening to Obama prophesy about 'Hope' and 'Change' need wiping.

"'Wiper' spokesperson said the 24/7 broadcasts of Obama speeches brings 'Hope' to the 'wiping' industry as thousands of jobs will be created."

The 'wipers' industry spokesman has just released an emergency hot line number for those listening to 'Ears America'.

dial INE-EDW-IPED or I NEED WIPED

operators are standing by.

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