Obama is promising to be not only 'Smart' but 'Tough' on pork. Obama-Followers say that Obama will have the strongest 'Pork Policy' in the history of US Presidents.

Obama will demand that all pork products be banned from Supermarkets because it offends his Islamic Brethren.

Obama will demand that NO pork products be allowed in any government facility or school because of separation of 'Church and State'.

Obama will demand that no Restaurant will be allowed to cook pork products within one mile of any Islamic residence - because the smell is offensive to his brethren.

Obama will demand that all farmers who raise pigs must erect solid fences around their farms so his Islamic brethern will not have to see pigs which offends them.

Obama will demand that no pork products can be served during National Holidays like the 4th of July.

Obama in his 46 page 'Change for America' says he will expand hate crime speech - could mentioning pork be a criminal offense? or eating pork be a hate act? or walking a pet 'pygmy pig' where his Islamic brethern could see it be a hate act?

Obama will insist that the Arkansas Razorbacks change their names because it offends his Islamic brethern.

Hate crimes and Hate speech will certainly be a 'Change' for America - now Democrats chant altogether 'Yes Obama Can'.