You Might Be a Liberal if you think Global Warming is caused by the 'Extra Hour of Sunshine' through Day Light Saving Time.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think the NASA Sun Lander should 'Land at Night' on the Sun to protect sensitive equipment.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think a Tire Gauge will 'Save the Planet'.

You Might Be a Liberal if you march in a 'Abortion Rights' parade because 'Your Mother' couldn't get an Abortion.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think 'Diversity' equals 'Unity'.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think "Self determination = Government clients".

You Might Be a Liberal if you think 'Freedom of Speech' means the 'Freedom' to agree with Barack Obama.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think that morality is relative and there is no such thing as absolute good and evil.