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Freedom of Speech as Controlled by Obama and Democrats

Democrats are For Freedom of Speech

Obama, Liberals and Democrats claim they are heavily invested in defending 'Freedom of Speech'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you want to bring relief to 'High Gas Prices' to struggling Americans. Speaker Pelosi will turn off the lights, air-conditioning and microphones.

Democrats are for free speech unless you criticize Michelle Obama or Prophet Obama - that is 'unacceptable'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you do NOT use 'Politically Correct' speech - that is 'bigoted'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you are a conservative talk show host - that is NOT 'fair'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you say Obama-Messiah is naive - that is 'racist'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you say Obamunism would destroy the American Economy - that is 'antipathy'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you criticize Michelle Obama on her vow to support the black community "first and foremost" that is 'unacceptable'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you say that Islamic schools should not be on Government property - that is 'xenophobic'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you think sexual deviates are NOT normal - that is 'homophobic'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you say women are beautiful and delightful creatures - that is 'misogyny'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you teach your children to fear God - that is 'child abuse'.

Democrats are for free speech unless you use a satirical cartoon depicting the Obamas in all of their glory - that is all of the above.
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Test to Determine if You are a Liberal


You Might Be a Liberal

You Might Be a Liberal if you think Global Warming is caused by the 'Extra Hour of Sunshine' through Day Light Saving Time.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think the NASA Sun Lander should 'Land at Night' on the Sun to protect sensitive equipment.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think a Tire Gauge will 'Save the Planet'.

You Might Be a Liberal if you march in a 'Abortion Rights' parade because 'Your Mother' couldn't get an Abortion.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think 'Diversity' equals 'Unity'.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think "Self determination = Government clients".

You Might Be a Liberal if you think 'Freedom of Speech' means the 'Freedom' to agree with Barack Obama.

You Might Be a Liberal if you think that morality is relative and there is no such thing as absolute good and evil.
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Liberal and Democrat Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers for Obama

You might be a Liberal if you have one or more of these 'Bumper Stickers' on your car.

[Obama, no substance; what's not to like?]

[Victims for Obama - '08]

Test[Obama - Hope for Hamas - 08]

[Vote Obama or you’re a racist!]

[Feeling Guilty - Obama '08]

[Make your last vote count! - Obama '08]

[vote with your heart, not with your head - Obama '08]

[Nine out of ten racist preachers agree - Obama '08]

[Ask not what your Country needs - Obama '08]

[Tired of too much money and success? - Obama '08]

[Communist Party USA - Obama '08]

[Support Racism - Obama '08]

[Defeat BAIPA - Obama '08']

[Black Separatism - Obama '08]

[Marxists for Obama '08]

[Wealth Redistribution - Obama '08]
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Liberal elitists and the dementia parade


The DNC will hold their 'dementia' parade this summer on August 25, led by the Liberal elitists.

Farrakhan and Dennis Kucinch will lead the 'tin foil' hats that visit with aliens - they will hold a flashlight in each hand shining them on their hats singing "This Foil Hat of Mine, I like to make it shine".

These represent the very best intellectuals of the DNC and make them proud.

The gay clowns will follow resplendent in their costumes along with the 'sadists' and their 'masochistic' followers complete with dog collars and chains that will cause a hush in the crowds when they realize that they are in the prescence of Liberal nobility.

The Memphis 'rape' dance team will perform cheered loudly by the NEA members and school Principals.

Twenty minutes has been set aside for a standing applause when the NAMBLA contingent arrives.

Obama will speak of prophetic visions of hope and change while Obama-ites begin to faint all over the building with followers experiencing 'leg shivers' and involuntary 'orgasms'. Orgasm wipes will be handed out by the thousands while they chant "Yes We Can" and scream I love you Obama.

MSM teams will have multiple backups for when the unbiased reporters faint or have leg shivers or involuntary orgasms,

Tickets are going fast - get yours today!

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NOTE: Mentor Wright will lead a section in the audience screaming "God Damn America" in seven different languages.

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